Look what you made me write.

Hey all. Been a while, yeah?

Well... If you know me at all, you know how much I absolutely loathe Taylor Swift. So much that I even hate having to type her name out and giving one more search result for her name. However, I'm honestly tired of her shit.

So, for the people in my every day life asking why I can't stand poor little Taylor Swift, here you go:

1. Never in her however many years of career has she accepted that maybe she's the problem. It's always someone else's fault. Joe Jonas broke up with her during a whatever-second phone call. John Mayer was mean to her. Blah Blah Blah... Literally the common denominator here is Taylor Swift. Poor thing...

2. She can't let things go. We're still hearing about Kanye. Who flipping cares? Kim literally has the receipts saying she okay-ed the song and thought it was funny. So, why why why am I still hearing anything about it.

3. She has to write a song about EVERYTHING. Always capitalizing on the drama. She dated Harry Styles for like .2 seconds and how many songs on her album are about him?

4. She's ACTING like she's finally owning up to her sneaky snake reputation for this new album. She's used snake imagery in her promotions, has a snake ring, and the album is titled Reputation. However, her first single still seems to be placing the blame on another person. "Look What you Made Me Do" is clearly putting the blame on whoever MADE her do whatever it is she's referring to. Honestly, I'm avoiding the song as long as possible. I did read the lyrics and my eyes almost disappeared from rolling them into the back of my skull.

5. Her music is honestly shit. Even the biggest Swifties aren't feeling this new song. Which brings me to number 6.

6. She's monopolizing on her fans' dedication. To even get access to her stupid tour tickets, you have to join some street team crap where you can purchase her album up to THIRTEEN TIMES A DAY to get ahead in the Hunger Games... oops I mean the chance to get tickets. I get it. As y'all know, I'm a huge 1D fan and support anything they do. It was hard AF to get Harry and Niall tickets. BUT! They did the Ticketmaster Verified thing, and limited the tickets to 2 or 4 to prevent scalping. They didn't encourage you to buy their albums 100 times (which falsely boosts album sales, btw) or make you purchase some ridiculous snake ring.

In conclusion, she sucks.